When the Fashion Police go Olympic

Okay. Growing up with Billie Sue for a Mom, I knew well and good that your shoes should match your hose which should match the hem of your dress. (Having bowed out of the pantyhose thing years ago, I generally skip that part of the rule.)

And I know full well that you should have darker colors on bottom, with lighter colors on top. Horizontal stripes make you look fat. Bright colors are somehow supposed to make you look happy -- or is it thin?

But whoever knew you could be tossed out of the Olympics for not wearing skivvies that match your shorts?? Now... You and I both know that there's nothing tackier than a black thong under white slacks -- but apparently that is a fashion faux pas of Olympic proportions!!!