I promise this isn't going to turn into a political blog, but my friend Mary and I were just visiting about why I won't the Drink the Kool-Aid with the Democrats.
I've come to the realization that Obama isn't offering Change I can believe in.
Here's what that would look like.....
A cure for breast cancer. Right here, right now.
To knock off that last 7 pounds. What the heck! How about 12!
A complete wardrobe from J. Jill, supplemented with a few items from Coldwater Creek and a healthy dose of Ann Taylor.
A pair of Wave Runners -- because one just wouldn't be enough.
Four 50-yard-line season tickets for Aggie Football complete with a parking place with my name on it and a pass to any festivities that include food.
Full maid service at my house.
36 Hours in a day, because 24 just isn't cutting it around here.
A summer-long tour of Europe with my family.
And while I'm not up for a boob job (although Biggsy would be thrilled!), I wouldn't be opposed to a lift. And maybe a little "work." Nothing extra. Just a matched set that didn't need to be tucked into my waistband when I run.
Now, that's change I can believe in!!!
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For all those who now think that I am a pig, I want to state for the record that I have never even insinuated that D'Lyn needs a "lift" of any sort. To the contrary, my wife has a fantastic rack. Probably the best of any of my friends's wives. Not as big as some, perhaps, but they definitely win the All-around gold. JB
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